Nude Crash for Party People

On the heels of the recent nude head-on collision in Utah, another nude car-crash has occurred in interestingly named St. Lucie, Florida.:

A car carrying a nude couple smashed a road sign and struck a utility pole north of Fort Pierce Friday night, according to a St. Lucie sheriff’s report.

Megan Marie Douglas, 18, of Fort Pierce, who told St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies the two had just had sex, was charged with drug possession and driving under the influence, according to the report. She told officers she drank three or four beers before the Toyota Highlander went off the road at U.S. 1 and 25th Street.

Marijuana was found in her purse, and she said she deals in marijuana, according to the report.

Nude Attack on Owner of Cat, Bronco

This scary spree began with a lost cat and a deliberate head-on collision:

A woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Tuesday morning after she allegedly attacked the two passengers of the car she slammed into – all while naked.

The 38-year-old Sandy woman, who has a long history of mental illness, was driving near 7600 S. 460 East at about 7 a.m. when she intentionally hit a Bronco being driven on the wrong side of the road by a man who was looking for his cat, said Sandy Police Sgt. Victor Quezada.

After everyone got out of their vehicles, the woman began pushing, hitting and kicking the two men in the Bronco, police said. The woman got into the vehicle she hit and attempted to drive off. When it wouldn’t go, she got out and retrieved her car keys and began walking.

She followed a 14-year-old girl who was walking out of a nearby house, until a bystander told the teen to get back inside, police said. The woman pounded and kicked opened the door of the house, police said. There was no relation between the woman and the people living in the house….

Police arrested the woman on suspicion of aggravated assault, leaving the scene of an accident, trespassing and lewdness.

Nude Man Steals Truck, “Coveralls”

The shocking offense occurred in a suburb of Vancouver, British Columbia:

The unidentified 49-year-old man allegedly first appeared at a farm without any clothes on and grabbed a pair of coveralls before climbing into the cab of the 15-ton truck around 6:30 a.m., The Province newspaper reported.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers stopped the truck before it got far, RCMP Constable Dave Babineau told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.

“The officers actually approached the vehicle and again the man showed very irrational behavior and told officers that he was going to drive the truck to a bridge and blow it up and they would never catch him,” he said.

Radio Star Says: “McCain Sounds Like Channing!”

The famous “Washington Post” newspaper spoke with celebrity impersonator Tim Russell from that droll “Prairie Home Companion” radio show. You know what he said? He said that his John McCain impersonation is so spot-on because it’s partly based on Carol Channing!

How does he get that voice so right? “It’s a little bit of Ronald Reagan,” Russell told us on the phone from Minnesota, “a little bit of Carol Channing, and Liberace.”

Carol Channing?! “It’s the ’s’ [sounds] — there’s a little sibilance involved. It’s the nasality that comes from Liberace. From Reagan, it’s just that breathy tone.”

Plus, there’s McCain’s trademark verbal tic. “I saw him doing a town hall meeting and I was struck by the number of times he said, ‘my friend.’ I thought, ‘Holy cow, there’s a hook.’ We always have our ears open to that kind of thing.”

That doesn’t mean you should vote for him, though.

Not Funny: Peaches Geldof on Drugs

Peaches Geldof is likely to beat drug charges, on a technicality. But the fancifully named pop heir had better get it together, Brits fear, or she may follow in the tragic footsteps of her mum, Paula Yates, who OD’d in 2000 at the age of 40.